Random (May 6 2016)

 Brilliant meta narrative works which a Mr Lee Jin Wee and I shall co author someplace some time in some alternate reality.

1. The Homer

Genre: Epic (naturally)

Synopsis: An epic about homer writing his two epics. After much existential frustration and angst on how epicly mundane his life was, Homer decides to escape into a fantasy of his own workings, detailing out in its totality, the histories of the two, now immortalized archetypes of martial and nostos heroism.

Opening line: Sing in me muse and tell me me of the man skilled in all ways of writing

2. Cancel

Genre: stream-of-consciousness, solipsistic novel of absolute verbiage

Synopsis: A man is trying to write a novel and the words simply flow forth from his brain and onto the computer but for some reason, he simply cannot backspace whatever he has written. This novel chronicles the absurd thought adventures of an aspiring writer condemned to never being able to retract his words.

Opening line: Hii. Woah why's there an extra i? Hey I can't backspace. Wait. Crap. Shucks. Oh damn. I'm starting over. Hi